Oliver Siodmak's Rants & Raves

For is it not written .. that the lord looked down upon the fallen programmer and said, “thou shall not burden my people with unwanted email and direct mail offers. For if thou fails to heed my words .. then ye will be banished from my kingdom and forced to dwell in the house of satin for ever more.” And the programmer did once more hit the send button thus filling the world below with more unwanted offers for the most unspeakable products that the all mighty opened the gates of hell and did indeed throw the would be heathen into the pit.

Unfortunately thou he was banished to the world below, his internet access was not canceled. So from the hell pits below he sits and spews forth such unbelievable offers of enhancement and riches that man is indeed tempted beyond words.
So say the web master (so say we all)

That said, I did finally upgrade my blog to the latest (and greatest) release of WordPress. I also took the liberty of adding a few lines to some security files for extra precaution.

Chew on that Satin.

For the past few months the buzz has been around Apple’s iPhone which is scheduled to become publically available on June 29, 2007. Not satisfied to sit in the back of the audience quietly, Microsoft has quietly launched their response to the iPhone called the “oPhone”. Check out this yet unreleased video which highlights some of the phone’s new features and unique design.

You’ve heard of fried chicken.  You may have even heard of chicken fried steak.  But have you ever heard of Chicken Fried Bacon?  If not, watch this quick YouTube video of a little restaurant in Texas that hasn’t forgotten the 1,001 uses of a deep fryer.